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Aug. 31st, 2023 10:53 amTrading
The Little Black Dress: An all-purpose classy piece of formalwear.
A Crystal Skull: A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.
Fake Blood Capsules: Scare your friends (and enemies) into thinking you've been stabbed, cut, grievously injured, so on and so forth! They're bright pink.
Carrot Pen: A cute little pen shaped like a carrot, it just so happens to be fitted with a hidden microphone.
Wolfjob: A 3D model of a wolf giving a guy a handjob. Pawjob?
"Poison": This isn't poison, this is extract of.... LLAMA!
Ecto Goggles: They’re perfect for detecting ghosts!
Rubik's Cube: A rotating puzzle cube; try to solve it without just taking all the stickers off and putting them back on.
Proton Pack: A must have for any aspiring ghostbuster! It’s tragically just a prop but if you press the button on the wand it lights up and lets out a little sound!
The Daily Bugle: Today's headline - "SPIDERMAN: HERO OR MENACE!?"
Red Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something.
Punk Jeans: A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
Jumbo Turkey Leg: It's so greasy, but so good.
Sea Salt: A basic seasoning produced from the evaporation of seawater. It also sees use as a preservative
Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it!
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs: With marshmallow bits! Part of this complete breakfast?
Keeping
Shears: Since Hope's Peak Academy doesn't have a barber, the students are responsible for cutting their own hair.
“Social Distancing Device”: A six-foot-long staff, with a pointed blade at the end. Yep, it’s a spear! Has all the powers of a spear, too. Like stabbing.
The Little Black Dress: An all-purpose classy piece of formalwear.
A Crystal Skull: A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.
Fake Blood Capsules: Scare your friends (and enemies) into thinking you've been stabbed, cut, grievously injured, so on and so forth! They're bright pink.
Carrot Pen: A cute little pen shaped like a carrot, it just so happens to be fitted with a hidden microphone.
Wolfjob: A 3D model of a wolf giving a guy a handjob. Pawjob?
"Poison": This isn't poison, this is extract of.... LLAMA!
Ecto Goggles: They’re perfect for detecting ghosts!
Rubik's Cube: A rotating puzzle cube; try to solve it without just taking all the stickers off and putting them back on.
Proton Pack: A must have for any aspiring ghostbuster! It’s tragically just a prop but if you press the button on the wand it lights up and lets out a little sound!
The Daily Bugle: Today's headline - "SPIDERMAN: HERO OR MENACE!?"
Red Opera Gloves: A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something.
Punk Jeans: A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
Jumbo Turkey Leg: It's so greasy, but so good.
Sea Salt: A basic seasoning produced from the evaporation of seawater. It also sees use as a preservative
Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it!
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs: With marshmallow bits! Part of this complete breakfast?
Keeping
Shears: Since Hope's Peak Academy doesn't have a barber, the students are responsible for cutting their own hair.
“Social Distancing Device”: A six-foot-long staff, with a pointed blade at the end. Yep, it’s a spear! Has all the powers of a spear, too. Like stabbing.
